I had a great couple weeks with Mom and Dad! We went to so many parks that I’ve taken poos in. I haven’t been able to always get out of the car because the bears are scared of me, but I’ve gotten lots of air-sniffing-out-the-window time! Mom also bought a chuck-it, and it’s my job to go get the ball. I’m really good at it and I take my job super seriously.
We visited a friend named Luke who had the most wonderful home; it was like a rainforest and I peed on all the different plants and flowers I could find. There were two cats there that were a little scary though.
And then we got to another friend’s house; Elizabeth and Lauren’s. I was having a great time; getting all the pets from all the humans around and sniffing the chickens and giving kisses to the good girl of the house, a catahoula mix named Irie.
BUT THEN MOM AND DAD LEFT AND THEY HAVEN’T COME BACK FOR ME AND I HATE THEM AND IF THEY COME BACK, I’M NEVER TALKING TO THEM AGAIN. THEY ARE THE WORST.
Sorry, diary about the wet spots. Just a few tears along with my rage.
Okay but for real, I super miss them and hope they come back soon and don’t forget me. I’m gunna go snuggle with these new humans to make myself feel better… and it makes Irie jealous, so win win.