This week hasn’t been my favorite. Florida is just way too hot for me. I want to go outside with my parents, but all these big dinosaur lizards look like they want to eat me.
I was mad that my parents left me again, so I found their rotisserie chicken dinner and ate it – bones and all. It hurt to poop a little the next few days.
My parents have a lot of bug bites and are always super sweaty, so I think we’re getting the heck out of dodge soon. All I know is I’ll be foreverglade (geddit??) to be outta here.